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Funny Advice

1. "Friends Are Like Snowflakes, if You Pee on Them, They Disappear."

Don't pee on your friends, guys, it's never worth it.

Added by bookhead on March 29, 2026| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. "Don't Marry Your Sister"

Especially if your sister is in love with your brother but she and your brother aren't related...
-Powerless series

Added by bookhead on March 29, 2026| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3. With Great Power... Comes Great Need to Take a Nap.

-Nico di Angelo

Added by bookhead on December 1, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

4. Hit the Road Ya Scrawny Toad

-My lil brother XD

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Funny Names

5. His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

The Ugandan dictator Idi Amin’s full title.

Added by bookhead on December 1, 2025| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

6. “We’ve All Got Weaknesses. Me, for One. I’m Tragically Funny and Good Looking.”

-Leo Valdez

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Funny Quotes

7. “Tu as Un Cerveau Comme Un Sandwich Au Fromage”

-Julian's Grandmère from Wonder. Iykyk

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