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I Farted Thenceforth I am King

See also Flatulence, Royalty.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2026 | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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i will destroy the universe if you do not hand over the squirrels of fate

yes on April 23, 2026

(farts the same fart noise for ten hours)

French fries on May 7, 2026

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