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Funny Phrases
151. Most Likely to be Hopped Up on Mountain Dew
What my golf coach decided to award me with at our golf banquet.
Funny Dances
159. Any Dance Really, as Long as Your Auntie is Watching
“Hey, Timmy, show Auntie that dance you been doing.”
Funny Insults
160. You Look Like You Make Finger Guns and Ask, “What’s Cookin’ Good Lookin’?”' Every Time You Pass a Mirror
And you probably use the opportunity to comb your hair.