Funny Quotes

121. “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”

―Woody Allen See also Death.

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Funny Quotes

122. “The best way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”

―Will Rogers See also Money.

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Funny Sayings

123. Blessed is He Who Has Nothing to Say and Who Cannot be Persuaded to Say It

I’ve wanted to post this at every meeting I’ve ever attended.

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Funny Words

124. Fantassin

An infantryman or foot soldier. Sounds like something totally different. See also Military.

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Funny Euphemisms

125. Emo Glitter

Also known as dust.

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Funny Things to Do

126. Asking a Plumber to Fix Your TV

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Funny Observations

127. Millennials Use LOL Like It’s STOP at the End of a Telegraph LOL

See also Millennials.

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Funny Observations

128. Abraham Lincoln Was Born on the Same Day as His Birthday

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Funny Insults

129. You Look Like an Ear of Corn Who Wished to Become Human

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Funny Insults

130. You Look Like You Rotate the Squares While Playing Tetris

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