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Funny Advice
123. Always Be Polite to Siri
Just in case AI takes over the world. See also Computers.
Funny Jobs
124. Duck Herding Consultant
Job Description: Advise ducks on forming perfect V formations, navigating ponds efficiently, and quacking with confidence. Must mediate between rebellious ducks and strict pond leaders.
Perks: Fresh air and occasional bread crumbs. Opportunity to bond with nature’s sassiest creatures.
Requirement: Proficiency in “duck whispering” and a strong tolerance for wet feet.
See also Birds.
Funny Jobs
125. Professional Netflix Binger
Job Description: Watch TV shows and movies all day to “ensure quality.” Must be able to detect plot holes, inconsistencies, and whether the snacks pair well with the content.
Perks: Free snacks (you bring them).
Work uniform: Pajamas.
Promotion opportunities: From binger to super Binger.
Requirement: Must possess an Olympic-level ability to press “Next Episode.”
See also Netflix.
Funny Books
128. Percy Jackson and the Completely Questless Book
Nothing happens for once. See also Made Up.
Funny Foods
129. Cat Food Salad
When you try to make tuna salad, but you don’t read the label on the can. See also Cats.
Funny Nicknames
130. Sir Fartalot
The most flatulent knight of the century! See also Flatulence, Medieval.