Funny Quotes

121. “Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.”

―Mitch Hedberg

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Funny Sayings

122. I’m Not Procrastinating, I’m Doing Side Quests

See also Video Games.

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Funny Toys

123. Gotta Go Flamingo Shop

A pooping, singing, sherbert-colored flamingo. See also Birds, Scatological.

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Funny Sayings

124. The Naked Man Fears No Pickpocket

See also Crime, Nudity.

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Funny Names

125. Kate and Duplikate

Perfect names for twins.

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Funny Books

126. Farenheit 221

Instead of paper, it’s Legos... See also Literature, Made Up.

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Funny Sayings

127. The Older I Get, the More I Understand Why Roosters Start Their Day Screaming

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Funny Questions

128. Why is 69 Afraid of 70?

Because they once dad a fight and 71.

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Funny Foods

129. Synonym Rolls

Just like how Grammar used to make it. Yum. See also Puns.

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Funny Sayings

130. At the End of the Day… It’s Night

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