Funny Anti-Jokes

131. How are Cigarettes and Dynamite Alike?

They’re both completely harmless until you light and stick it in your mouth.

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Funny Drinks

132. Gatorade Water

Apparently Gatorade makes water. Why? See also Sports.

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Funny Drinks

133. Irn-bru

Search it up. The one soda that Europe gate keeps from the rest of the world. See also Soda.

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Funny Insults

134. If You Were an Object You’d be a Fart

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Names

135. Charlie Brown Jr.

The son of my favorite cartoon character became a great basketball player!

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Funny Things

136. Fire Safety

To ensure your fire’s safety, keep it away from water.

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Funny Instruments

137. Car Horn

I once heard a guy playing Beethoven on a Mazda. See also Cars.

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Funny Advice

138. If They Talk Behind Your Back… Fart

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Funny Anti-Jokes

139. Did You Know Elephants are from Space?

Me neither.

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Funny Insults

140. You Have the Personality of a USB Cable

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