Funny Euphemisms

131. Business Goose

Also known as a penguin. See also Birds.

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Funny Instruments

132. Rubber Band

Stretch between two stationary objects and flick repeatedly. See also Annoying.

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Funny Observations

133. For a Brief Time, You Were the Youngest Person in the World

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Funny Places

134. The Cupboard Under the Stairs

Perfect for storing all those unwanted magical nephews that you have lying around.

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Funny Questions

135. Is an Oreo with No Cream an Oo?

See also Snacks.

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Funny Dances

136. The Statue Dance

It’s easy, trust me.

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Funny Instruments

137. The Staircase at Night

Makes more sound than seemingly possible, especially if your family is sleeping or you’re doing something you’re not supposed to.

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Funny Questions

138. If you put one lasagna on top of another lasagna, do you now have a single, large lasagna?

See also Pasta.

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Funny Things

139. Charivari

A cacophonous, mock-serenade performed with pots and pans and other noisemakers for wedding.

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Funny Words

140. Enchairification

When somebody or something turns into a chair. See also Furniture, Made Up.

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