Funny Quotes
“You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”
―Dr. Gregory House See also Religion.
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lmao
potato on May 22, 2026
Hi I made an account now
ads on June 1, 2026
agreed
PatlakMuz on June 2, 2026
Holy Dr. House ref
A on June 22, 2026
Just joined the account reunion, i think being a non-login person (or guests) in inherently funny is like being a medieval king even though your not from the royal family
ihaveanaccount on June 22, 2026
Also, i am a account potato, so i feel like a guest
ihaveanaccount on June 22, 2026
I hate my life for losing my guest privileges by logging in
BoredButtonUser on June 30, 2026