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Funny Advice

1. It May be Romantic to Carve Initials in a Tree on Your Date, but Don't Bring a Knife.

There are more romantic options that don't involve sharp objects.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Do You Call a Dog with No Legs? Get It?

Doesn't matter what you call it because why doesn't the dog have legs? There's clearly a bigger elephant in the room here. See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. Evil Water

Sparkling water, the real beast is just Sprite.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Devil's Water

Sparkling water, the real beast is just Sprite.

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Funny Observations

5. Everything is Made of Dots. Dots Really Close Together Make Lines, Close Lines Fill Space.

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Funny Observations

6. We Hit Ourselves when We're Happy.

Why do we clap?

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Funny Questions

7. How Much COULD a Woodchuck Chuck Wood if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

No one ever answered this.

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Funny Quotes

8. "You Mind if I Come In?"-Cuddy "Not at All. Do You Mind if I Leave?"-Dr. G. House

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Funny Sayings

9. "Never Say Never!"

So you can say it but I can't?

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Funny Words

10. Insufferable

An additional meaning: Adjective to describe something so good you physically couldn't suffer from it if you tried.

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