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Ice Cream Lock

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Talking Toilet Paper Spindle

Good way to really creep someone out.

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The Cuchini

I should have something clever to say about this, but really I'm just speechless.

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Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask

For a face that looks fresher and more vibrant with a healthy, rosy, serial killer glow.

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Dental Dams

Keeping safe sex... safe.

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Shake Weight

It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.)

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Fanny Bank

A bank that's a butt and farts when coins are inserted.

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The Clapper

For when you have the energy to produce deafening claps, but not to lean to the side and flip a switch.

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Merkin

Pubic wig. It eliminates the need for the dreaded comb-over.

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Shewee Extreme

NATO-approved female urination device.

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Barcalounger

Brown plaid is always your best choice.

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Comfort Wipe

Made so that people can wipe their butts without stretching so much.

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The Female Condom

These aren't really flying off the shelves, are they?

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Wake & Bake Dream Griddle

Prank gift box for wrapping your real gift inside.

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Bear Styling Stencils

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Ketchup Gun

Really?

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Neti Pot

Ceramic device used to flood the nasal cavaity with warm saline solution in an effort to improve sinus health and look like a complete and total dork.

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Vibrating Belt

Old-school piece of exercise equipment that would vibrate the user to weight loss.

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Rubber Sheets

They are for kids/people that wet the bed.

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Nads

Unfortunately named hair removal product.

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My Stop Smoking Coach: Allen Carr's EasyWay

A Nintendo DSA video game for stopping smoking. Rated E for everyone.

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Yosemite Sam "Back Off" Mudflaps

I saw them on an APC in Iraq. Freakin' hilarious.

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Poo-Pourri

Spritz the bowl and no one will know.

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Squatty Potty

Wonderful video, but you may never eat ice cream again.

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Trapper Keepers

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Lady Speed Stick

Hands off, gentlemen. It's for the ladies.

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Illuminated Ear Pick

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Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

Can be found on used car lots across America.

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Drakkar Noir

Included in this commercial are (in order): sunglasses, skis, shirtless archery, shirtless boxing, vigorous toweling, the donning of a mock-turtleneck, a woman running in a red dress, the closing of a brief case that appears to perhaps contain a gun, the closing of a lighter, the red-dress woman again, the striking of a cue ball, the rolling of dice, the dunking of an olive in a martini, nuzzling, and a speed boat. Or, in other words, my typical Thursday night.

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See-Through Toasters

Never burn your toast again.

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Black Highlighter

Makes everything disappear.

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Hogwarts House Sorting Bath Bomb

It will turn the water a random color to determine which Hogwarts house you're in. Red for Gryffindor, blue for Raven Claw, green for Slytherin, and yellow for Hufflepuff.The Hufflepuff one looks slightly like pee.

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Self-Stirring Mug

For those who find the act of gently swirling a spoon too much effort.

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Egg Pants

"Are your eggs naked? This cute new product has three stubby 'legs' which will keep your breakfast eggs standing tall and proud."

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Canned Unicorn

Yes, it is a real thing.

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Staple Removers

Am I the only one who gets nightmares looking at these?

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Twisty Straws

Loved them when I was five.

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Sauna Pants

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Rubber Chickens

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Bumpits

Why have flat hair when you could instead add several inches of unnatural cone-head growth?

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Bath Dyes

For 7-year olds to whom clear water is overrated.

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Erasable Pens

The manufacturers of erasable pens seem to have confused sanding off a thin layer of paper with actually erasing ink.

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Bendy Straws

It's funny when someone tries to open one by jabbing one side of the straw on a table and it bends instead.

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Tongs

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Puffalopes

One of those weird, puffy envelopes.

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"Deal With It" Glasses

Meme yourself.

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Schnozzle Boogie Mist

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Chopstick Helpers

Like training wheels for chopsticks, they clip on to the top and help people that would really prefer to use a fork.

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Sun-In

Put it in you hair and go out in the sun for couple of hours and voila, orange hair. Wait, what?

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Hair Stamps

Bedazzle your hair with glitter hearts and stars.

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Magnum Condoms

C'mon dude. Really?

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Doilies

Especially lace doilies.

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Handicorn

Unicorn limbs and head you put on your fingers. I actually own this.

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Rambo Knife

Knife with a screw-top compass and couple random survival tools stuffed in the handle.

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Body Pillows

Is it just me, or is there something unseemly and somewhat desperate about a body pillow?

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Sporks

For those of us poor saps who can never decide between the fork and the spoon! The name Spork was trademarked registered by the Van Brode Milling Co., Inc., of Clinton, Massuchests in 1969 for a piece of cutlery combining the features of a spoon, a fork and sometimes a knife. In the United Kingdom, "Spork" has been trademark registered by Plastico Limited (TM 1052291) since 1975. The name spork has been in common use since at least 1900 and appeared in the 1909 Century Dictionary supplement. There are many patents for sporks with or without the use of the name itself dating back over one hundred years.

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Facial Flex

For when equipment-free facercise is not enough.

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Pinking Shears

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GoGirl

Don't take life sitting down. A portable device that lets women urinate while standing up.

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Perfume Atomizers

Psshh, psshh, psshh.

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Kitty Condos

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Ten-Color Pen

The four-color pen on steroids.

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Race Car Beds

There's no aphrodisiac as powerful as this piece of NASCAR furniture. Watch out ladies, this man's a stud.

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Rack'Em Bed Buddy Home Defense Gun Holder

So your shotgun is accessible while lying in bed.

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Cotton Balls

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Pizza Scissors

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Word Finds

Also known as crossword puzzles for the elderly.

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Melon Ballers

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Good Looking Hair Spray

Stuff you spray on your bald spots to cover them up.

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Back-Scratchers

I saw a guy going to town with one of these on the subway yesterday. It was one of those back-scratchers with a small plastic hand on the end. He looked pretty smug.

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Aquanet

Aside from it's dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven mesh and elastic, the artificial hairnets Aquanet generates are apparently made out of aqua.

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Four-Color Pens

A great way to avoid clutter, keep variety at your fingertips, and generally be considered a dork.

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P-Mate

The P-Mate is a revolutionary way for women to pee discreetly without having to pull down their pants and squat.

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Cherub Figurines

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Petcocks

Small valve used to control the flow of liquid or gas.

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Toupees

The absolute, 100%, sure-fire way to keep your dignity after the age of fifty.

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Leather Shammys

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Egg-Dying Kits

Talk about a seasonal business...

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Motorized Ice Cream Cone

There's no longer a need to turn your wrist. Simply stick your tongue out.

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Egg Cuber

For all your square egg needs.

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Schticky

An extremely sticky lint roller.

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Silly Bandz

Yet another thing that was once popular in the 21st century but has since faded away.

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Patchouli

Hey, according to Wikipedia, patchouli can be used as a hair conditioner for dreadlocks. Go figure.

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Epilady Epliator

Electrical device employing a coil spring to mechanically remove hair by the root. In other words, ouch.

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Soap on a Rope

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Bean Bag Chairs

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Rolling Coolers

Because life is hard enough as it is without having to also carry your ice-cold case of beer and gallon of potato salad.

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Dust Mop Slippers

Are you too lazy to mop the floor? Well these slippers are perfect for you!

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Gauze

At the inherently funny medical center, there is only one treatment: 1) Just rub some salve on it 2) Apply gauze.

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Thermoses

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Bug Zappers

Forever changed the sounds of summer nights from crickets chipping to electrical death.

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Ballcock

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Tote Bags

Preferred swag of the NPR set.

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Flowbee

Vacuum hair-cutting system.

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Chocks

Rubber wedges that stops airplane wheels from rolling. A funny words for a pretty serious use.

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Mezzaluna

A curved chopping implement. Great for herbs.

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Potty Putter

Made for men so they don't rush, which is "unhealthy" according to the infomercial.

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