Funny Gag Gift Drinks

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Dehydrated Water

Just add water.

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Clamato

Mmmmm, this tomato juice is great, but it's missing something... Wait,I know, CLAM! Quite possibly the oddest combination of flavors to ever come together in a glass.

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TaB

Ever tried a Jack and TaB? Believe it or not, TaB should never be used as a mixer. Also, there is no good reason for the "b" to be capitalized.

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Tang

Who doesn't love a little Tang now and then?

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Capri Sun

A surprisingly-difficult-to-open trapezoidal pouch drink.

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Pickleback

A pickle juice chaser that follows a shot of whiskey.

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Chock Full O'Nuts

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Orangina

Its a brand name that makes us giggle...

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Faygo

Low-priced Pepsi and Coke alternative and sister beverage of Shasta soda. Flayors of Faygo include Jazzin' Blues Berry, Diet Chocolate Cream Pie, and Grape.

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Pineapple Juice

Why does pinapple juice only come in small aluminum cans with foil pull-tabs? Why can't you buy a jug of pinapple juice?

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Prune Juice

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Crystal Light

If only because it was packaged in little plastic pails.

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Postum

Decaffeinated, coffee-like powdered drink recently discontinued by Kraft.

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Pickle Juice

If you believe high school baseball coaches from the 40's, it prevents cramps.

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Welch's® Grape Soda

I enjoy the assumptions that 1) Welch's produces a noteworthy grape and 2) a Welch's grape improves the taste of a soda that doesn't actually contain any grapes.

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Sanka

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Fresca

Bceause nothing's more refreshing (and sexier) than a grapefruit-flavored soft drink.

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