Funny Anti-Jokes

What Do You You Get when You Cross a Bull and and a Box of Eggs?

The bull, quite cross, proceeded to stampede over the eggs in frustration. Then, he attempted to raise a hoof in victory, but ended up falling down and cracking his ribs. He was then seared by a fatally fresh omelette, which probably came from a passerby chef who was enraged at the bull that ran over his priceless donkey eggs. He was then arrested by a wildlife ranger, who accused him of killing the endangered Eggbull. He was then sentenced to 20 years in jail. In the meantime, the stock market crashed because of the ridiculous price of the donkey eggs.

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Added by Pasplox on August 27, 2017 | You Like This |

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THIS PUNCH LINE DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENCE

rex on September 6, 2017

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