Funny Tattoos

Penis Ruler

A ruler tattooed on one's penis either parallel or perpendicular to one's love sword depending upon the ruler owner's attributes. See also Sex.


Added by Jeff on July 26, 2009 | You Like This |


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that is the stupidest tattoo ever! what do u like 2 measure how long ur dick is?

ur a perveted sicko123 on December 27, 2009

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mines that long

Andrew on May 30, 2010

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hahahaha that looks like mii exs bfs hahahaha

savannah on September 30, 2010


Our anniversary is coming up... ;D

ZombieGirl on December 28, 2013

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your mother on November 30, 2014

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"love sword"

asshat on December 5, 2014

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OK, thats weird. Yes, @ SAYS YOUR MOTHER

HaloPrincess2642 on September 26, 2015

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No biggie, guys with the small one's buy porches. Guys who are proud of their member get a ruler tat.

allura on October 26, 2015

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I meant buy expensive cars like a porsche not porches! LOL

allura on October 26, 2015


This is like, so true! But one problem... How does a skeleton get a tattoo??

UndervirusFrisk on February 15, 2018

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This is not that funny. I would report this if I could. Inherently Funny says KEEP IT CLEAN when you make a post.

LSR on October 31, 2019

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