A ruler tattooed on one's penis either parallel or perpendicular to one's love sword depending upon the ruler owner's attributes. See also Sex.
Added by Jeff on July 26, 2009 | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike
that is the stupidest tattoo ever! what do u like 2 measure how long ur dick is?
ur a perveted sicko123 on December 27, 2009
mines that long
Andrew on May 30, 2010
hahahaha that looks like mii exs bfs hahahaha
savannah on September 30, 2010
Our anniversary is coming up... ;D
ZombieGirl on December 28, 2013
your mother on November 30, 2014
asshat on December 5, 2014
OK, thats weird. Yes, @ SAYS YOUR MOTHER
HaloPrincess2642 on September 26, 2015
No biggie, guys with the small one's buy porches. Guys who are proud of their member get a ruler tat.
allura on October 26, 2015
I meant buy expensive cars like a porsche not porches! LOL
This is like, so true! But one problem... How does a skeleton get a tattoo??
UndervirusFrisk on February 15, 2018
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