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Turkey in the Straw

Also known as the Ice Cream Truck Song. See also Old-Timey.

Ryan

Added by Ryan on March 16, 2019 | You Like This |

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Well, I had an old hen and she had a wooden leg, Just the best old hen that ever laid and egg, She laid more eggs than any hen on the farm, But another little drink wouldn't do her any harm. Turkey in the hay, in the hay, hay, hay! Turkey in the straw, in the straw, straw, straw! Pick 'em up, shake 'em up, any way at all, And hit up a tune called 'Turkey in the Straw'.

Nobody shall know my name on August 17, 2019

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Well, I hitched up the wagon and I drove down the road, With a two horse wagon and a four horse load, Well I cracked my whip and the lead horse sprung, And I said "Goodbye" to the wagon tongue. Turkey in the hay, in the hay, hay, hay! Turkey in the straw, in the straw, straw, straw! Pick 'em up, shake 'em up, any way at all, And hit up a tune called 'Turkey in the Straw'.

Nobody shall know my name on August 17, 2019

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Well, if frogs had wings and snakes had hair, And automobiles went flyin' thro' the air, Well, if watermelons grew on a huckleberry vine, We'd still have winter in the summer time. Turkey in the hay, in the hay, hay, hay! Turkey in the straw, in the straw, straw, straw! Pick 'em up, shake 'em up, any way at all, And hit up a tune called 'Turkey in the Straw'.

Nobody shall know my name on August 17, 2019

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Oh, I went out to milk and I didn't know how, I milked an old goat instead of a cow, A monkey sittin' there on a pile of straw, A-winkin' his eyes at his mother-in-law. Turkey in the hay, in the hay, hay, hay! Turkey in the straw, in the straw, straw, straw! Pick 'em up, shake 'em up, any way at all, And hit up a tune called 'Turkey in the Straw'.

Nobody shall know my name on August 17, 2019

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So yeah I just wrote the entire song in the comments.

Nobody shall know my name on August 17, 2019

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So yeah I just wrote the entire song in the comments.

Nobody shall know my name on August 17, 2019

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Dang that sent twice

Nobody shall know my name on August 17, 2019

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