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We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off

"... to have a good time, oh no." That's true, we could just watch this video.

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Booty Man

Look at that booty, show me the booty. Give me the booty, I want the the booty. Back up the booty, I need the booty. I like the booty, oh what a booty. Etc.

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Baby Got Book

I like big bibles and I cannot lie, my Christian mothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with a KJV and a bookmark in Proverbs, I get stoked.

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Every Breath You Take

"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones.

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My Ding A Ling

"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song.

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It's Raining Men

A classic concern of The Weather Girls.

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Love is a Battlefield

Particularly funny song if sang by a middle-aged secretary on Karaoke Night at 1:30 am in a Jersey dive bar.

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Tubthumping

Chart-topping hit from English band Chumbawamba featured in such hit films as Home Alone 3, Joe Somebody, and Airbud 2.

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I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones

From what I understand, this is an old Calypso song.

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Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Country song by Trace Adkins.

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In Spite of Ourselves

By John Prine and Iris DeMent, includes lyrics like: She thinks all my jokes are corny, Convict movies make her horny. She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs.

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Danny's Song

Sincerity, thy name is Kenny Logins.

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The Streak

1974 Ray Stevens hit highlighting the inherently funny trend of taking off all of one's clothes and running really fast in broad daylight.

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I Didn't Mean To Turn You On

I've always found this song rather presumptuous, especially coming from Robert Palmer. He's short.

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Yes, We Have No Bananas

Famous Billy Jones song from the 1920's.

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In Every Dream Home A Heartache

This song, is literally about a blow up doll. E.g. "I blew up your body, but you blew my mind." It was made by Roxy Music, and sung by Bryan Ferry.

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Detachable Penis

Basically a guy singing about having a detachable penis. Actually got air play too.

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Oh Sheila

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Your Body is a Wonderland

Cheesy song by John Mayer that has made the rounds on every make-out playlist ever.

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Yakety Sax

By Boots Randolph; best known from its use as the theme song on The Benny Hill Show.

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Humpin' Around

Song in which Bobbie Brown delares, "ain't nobody humpin' around". His claim to the contrary, is it just me, or does it seem like Bobbie Brown has been doing nothing but humpin' around the past ten years?

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She Bangs

Ricky Martin song from his 2000 album Sound Loaded.

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Sussudio

Song by Phil Collins.

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Bawitdaba

Hit song by Kid Rock.

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Working for the Weekend

So says Loverboy in the chorus of this anti-work anthem, and all I can say is "So true. So true."

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