Funny Gag-Gift Songs
Funny Songs
Baby Got Book
I like big bibles and I cannot lie, my Christian mothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with a KJV and a bookmark in Proverbs, I get stoked.
Funny Songs
Booty Man
Look at that booty, show me the booty. Give me the booty, I want the the booty. Back up the booty, I need the booty. I like the booty, oh what a booty. Etc.
Funny Songs
Detachable Penis
Basically a guy singing about having a detachable penis. Actually got air play too.
Funny Songs
Every Breath You Take
"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones.
Funny Songs
I Didn't Mean To Turn You On
I've always found this song rather presumptuous, especially coming from Robert Palmer. He's short.
Funny Songs
I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones
Funny Songs
I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)
Umm, what exactly is it that Meatloaf won't do?
Funny Songs
In Every Dream Home A Heartache
This song, is literally about a blow up doll. E.g. "I blew up your body, but you blew my mind." It was made by Roxy Music, and sung by Bryan Ferry.
Funny Songs
In Spite of Ourselves
By John Prine and Iris DeMent, includes lyrics like: She thinks all my jokes are corny, Convict movies make her horny. She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs.
Funny Songs
Love is a Battlefield
Particularly funny song if sang by a middle-aged secretary on Karaoke Night at 1:30 am in a Jersey dive bar.
Funny Songs
My Ding A Ling
"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song.
Funny Songs
Oh Sheila
Funny Songs
The Streak
1974 Ray Stevens hit highlighting the inherently funny trend of taking off all of one's clothes and running really fast in broad daylight.
Funny Songs
Tubthumping
Chart-topping hit from English band Chumbawamba featured in such hit films as Home Alone 3, Joe Somebody, and Airbud 2.
Funny Songs
We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off
"... to have a good time, oh no." That's true, we could just watch this video.
Funny Songs
Working for the Weekend
So says Loverboy in the chorus of this anti-work anthem, and all I can say is "So true. So true."
Funny Songs
Yakety Sax
By Boots Randolph; best known from its use as the theme song on The Benny Hill Show.
Funny Songs
Your Body is a Wonderland
Cheesy song by John Mayer that has made the rounds on every make-out playlist ever.