AnAwkwardCactus's Entries
Funny Things to Do
3. Call the Hospital and Frantically Tell Them You Got a Paper Cut.
"I was MAIMED by a treacherous DEAD TREE, and the pain is EXCRUCIATING! Will you have to amputate?"
Funny Anti-Jokes
4. Why IS The Sky Blue?...
Because the molecules in the air reflect blue light towards us more than any other frequencies on the spectrum.
Funny Dances
5. The Middle-Schooler at Their First Dance
Basically stumbling around like a two-headed giraffe and flailing about in something that vaguely resembles air guitar. This was me. I regret everything.
Funny Instruments
6. The Viola
The instrument that nobody's heard of, it's basically a violin but a bit bigger and one string lower, usually getting the harmonies in most orchestras, e.g. playing the same note for eight measures.
