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Funny Questions

11. If Cinderella's Slippers Fit Perfectly, Why Did They Fall Off?

Just sayin'. See also Disney.

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Funny Questions

12. If There Were Earthquakes on Mars Would They be Called Marsquakes?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

13. What Breaks Your Teeth More than Anything Else?

Dental drills.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

14. What Kind of Fish Goes Best with Peanut Butter?

I don't know, no matter what fish its on it would taste terrible.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

15. Why Did the Three Monkeys Fall out of the Tree?

The first monkey fell because he was dead; the second monkey fell because he was tied to the first one with dental floss; the third monkey fell because he was a victim of peer pressure.

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Funny Drinks

16. Horchatas

Mexican beverage. More or less a cup of cinnamon juice.

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Funny Insults

17. Is Your Face Hurting You?

Because it's killing me.

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Funny Questions

18. Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?

Originally from Spongebob Squarepants, asked by you-know-who (*cough* *cough* *patrick* *cough* *cough*)

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Funny Things to Do

19. Cheese Rolling

Popular heritage sport in Wisconsin, in which teams of two roll cheese at pretzel structures in order to smash them. One player rolls the cheese blindfolded while the other player aims their shot for them. See also Sports.

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Funny Insults

20. Did you blow up Nagasaki?

Because you're quite a Fat Man!

Added by BRUH on May 19, 2017| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike