I said don't read it.
Why are you still here?
Well you've come this far.
I guess I should give you a reward.
You asked for it.
You died to minecraft skeleton.
I hope you're happy.
5. "Life is Like an Onion; You Peel off One Layer at a Time and Sometimes You Weep." - Carl Sandburg
Make sure you pick a big onion, otherwise you may need to look out in the future...
6. The Fact That Baa Baa Black Sheep, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and the Abc's All Have the Same Melody is Really Annoying Me.
Sing them. Realize that I'm right. Be annoyed with me!
It's not a mispronunciation. It means to be tired, and comes from Scotland. I do want to kill that wabbit though...