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Funny Advice

1. Never Look at the Sun While You're in the Middle of a Tropical Storm in South Atlantic

You might see things you can't unsee.

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Funny Nicknames

2. Aladdin

His wife left him and took everything from the house, except the rug.

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Funny Observations

3. Oxygen is Literally a Toxic Gas That Takes 60 to 80 Years to Kill You

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Funny Phobias

4. Timorinconsciusetvaldespecificuslatinaephobia

Unconscious fear of scientific terms, specifically in Latin.

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Funny Questions

5. If you put one lasagna on top of another lasagna, do you now have a single, large lasagna?

See also Pasta.

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Funny Advice

6. If You Start See Glitches in Your Vision, Just Scream "OUT!!" Very Loud.

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