1. John Mulaney
If you love to laugh, then you'll love Mulaney.
2. Nah Dip
Being a person who wears glasses, I hear this too often:
*friend puts on glasses*"Oh my god, you can't see!"
"Nah dip, I wear eyeglasses to make my eyesight worse."
They actually exist.
4. "Katt, Spell Knife." "N-I-F-E." "No, Katt. I'm sorry. Knife is K-N-I-F-E." "That's ka-nife! This teacher can't spell!"
This is what Katt Williams said when his teacher asked him to spell knife. I had to clean it up a little, but the OG's on YouTube.