Mashushu's Entries

Funny Animals

1. Which Came First the Chicken or the Egg??

THE CHEGG

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. I Watched a Show with This...

(they are fighting over food right now)
Famine- GIVE IT TO MEEEEE!!!!!
Plague- NO!!!!!!!
Famine- PLEEEEEASE I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!
Plague- YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!!!!(🤣)

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. When You Need to Roast Someone

You- bruh do you think you're 10x better than me!?
Person- YEA PROBOBLY 1000000X BETTER
You- Well 10x0=0 sooo
everyone- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DANG THATS A COOL OOF HUNKIE
Person-...Touch`e...

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Funny Foods

4. Avocados+USA=TROUBLEEE

If the US cut trade with Mexico then North America would run out avocados in 48 hours

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Funny Names

5. George Washington...AbraHAM Lincon...THE YUGE ORANGE

i failed my history test(jkjkjkjk) for writing the yuge orange for the guy whose daughter didn't even vote for him

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Funny Tattoos

6. Only Series of Unfortunate Events Fans Know...

Get a tatoo on you're ankle with the V.F.D symbol

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Funny Things to Do

7. Window+Music

Open a window, put on some sad music, then act like you're in a music video.
Rain- TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT
Shine- Go to a window with the sun facing directly at you then look in the distance
Night- Put some kind of dim white light near you

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Funny Toys

8. Robotic Noob

OOF

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Funny Words

9. FRISHAVACODO

fresh avocado somehow got oofed

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Funny Foods

10. Laffy Taffy

I know you're supposed to laugh at the joke but what if you choke,hmm...

Added by Mashushu on April 26, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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