PandaMonkeyBear's Entries
Funny Phrases
15. This Would be the Dumbest Detention Slip Ever
Says my teacher everyday. Here is some:
It would be the dumbest thing ever to give a detention for making caveman noises, literally bouncing off the walls, putting head under soap dispenser, and finally screaming felise navida in class when it isnt even christmas. Oh wait, also throwing cindys makeup down the hall
Funny Questions
16. Would You Rather Get Tickled in the Bum or Have Toenails Stuck Up Your Nose?
Yes I make these things up
Funny Quotes
17. "I Killed a Man"
I dare you to say this to Alexa it is very scary!
Me: Alexa I killed a man
Alexa: Calling the cops
Is the right thing to do
Funny Songs
19. The IRONIC Song
I adopted a child from over seas
I saved him from child labor factories
And on his very first birthday
We went to Build-A-Bear Workshop!
Isnt that IRONIC!
Isnt that I-R-O-N-I-C-N-R-O-I-C
Sing it out loud it is a lot funnier that way by the way