31. My Dad
He can say any sentence, no matter how stupid, with a perfectly straight face.
Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland. I learned of it while tracking a package. See also Maryland.
A man or woman whose job it is to play with children at lazer tag parties if not enough people show up.
36. Red Sky at Night, then the Sky is Red at Night. Red Sky in the Morning, then There's a Red Sky in the Morning.
Means nothing whatsoever. See also Weather.