11. Why Isn't Helen Keller a Good Driver?
Because she's dead.
12. Why Couldn't the Dinosaur Break Through the Brick Wall?
I don't know, i'm asking you the question.
13. Why Are Asians Good at Math?
Because they study hard.
14. What Did the Golfer Say to His Son?
Good hit son.
15. Sorry to be the Bear-er of Bad News.
But i'm a bear.
And your son died because bears can't do surgery.
16. What did the homeless man get for Christmas ?
17. How Do You Get a Clown off a Swing?
Hit him with a baseball bat.
18. Whats Green and Has Wheels?
I lied about the wheels.
I also lied about it being green.
I lied about the whole thing.
19. How Do You Confuse a Blonde?
Paint yourself green, and throw forks at her
20. What Did Woody Say to Buzz Lightyear?
A lot. There were 3 movies.