UnfunnyOne's Entries
Funny Insults
31. My Friend, Remember That Without Stupidity There Wouldn't be Intelligence, and Without Ugliness There Wouldn't be Beauty, So the World Needs You After All.
Listen up all ya'll ugly people! (and you ignorant blondes)
Funny Phrases
32. I'm Not Clumsy! The Floor Just Hates Me, the Table and Chairs Are Bullies, and the Walls Get in My Way.
Listen people to these words of wisdom! Clumsy is no longer a thing. See also Clumsy.
Funny Questions
34. Most of the Time... when You're Crying, Nobody Notices Your Tears. Most of the Time... when You're Worried, Nobody Feels Your Pain. Most of the Time... when You're Happy, Nobody Sees Your Smile. But when You Fart Just One Time?...
Why is this so true? See also Flatulence.
Funny Quotes
35. I Know the Voices in My Head Aren't Real..... but Sometimes Their Ideas Are Just Absolutely Awesome!
said by Anonymous, that guy always gives the best wisdom.
Funny Sayings
36. The Ideal Man Doesn't Smoke, Doesn't Drink, Doesn't Do Drugs, Doesn't Swear, Doesn't Get Angry, Doesn't Exist.
Only in books....
Funny Sayings
37. Don't Worry if Plan A Fails, There Are Still 25 Letters Left in the Alphabet
What if plan Z fails?
Funny Tattoos
38. "Uh, Was It a Mermaid? A Clown? A T-rex?......"
What will be said by the old marines/pilots in retirement homes in 2050. "Guess the Tattoo" will be the hot game. (Everyone has tattoos now, but will they look the same in 10 years?)
Funny Things to Do
39. I'm Bored. Let's Go to Walmart, Super-glue Pennies to the Floor and Count How Many People Try to Pick Them Up.
Bored? (evil smile..............)
