Artz is my last name...I'm an Aussie but my heritage is German. Artz means doctor in English so in Germany if I were to become a doctor I would be Artz Artz.
(This isn't the exact spelling for Artz over in Europe it's just how it's translated)
Tie a balloon to your back and run around in public screaming "IT'S CHASING ME!!"
I have tried it before haha
8. Order a Pizza 5 Mins Before New Years and when Its Delivered Say: "HEY! I Ordered This Thing a Year Ago!"
For more sad but funny things I have done in my life...Check out some of my other entries ;) @WhoCaresImACarrot