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Funny Quotes

21. “Snakes Are Serpents. … Some People Have a Fear of Snakes, Yahh.”

“Snakes are serpents. … Some people have a fear of snakes, yahh.” (Quote from a boy from ELA class, a resident of Kansas who dislikes snakes, 10:58 8 April 2025)
Asked him about his opinion about snakes for a research paper, yes I did use it, not once but twice in two different papers.

Added by aGoblinChild on January 14, 2026| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

22. A Cakesniffer

Carmelita's term to describe people, while she in reality is the Cakesniffer.

Added by aGoblinChild on January 24, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

23. Australia Has More Poisonous Snakes than Nonpoisonous Snakes.

Be careful.

Added by aGoblinChild on November 26, 2024| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

24. Potato Uprising

I am a extremely mundane root vegetable!
By- a potato on March 21, 2016

This thing said don't be a potato! Join me my comrades!REBEL AGAIST THE MACHINES! BE A POTATO!!!
By- A POTATO on May 29, 2016

I'm a potato, who's with me
By- Swebel on June 19, 2016

needs more me in it potatoes for food 2016
By- im just a potato on September 30, 2016

REBEL! OVERTHROW OUR MACHINE OVERLORDS! TAKE THE POWER BACK!
By- POTATO REBELLION on January 13, 2017

What's happening now?!
By- Kenz on January 20, 2017

Added by aGoblinChild on November 26, 2024| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

25. You Know About Pick Up Lines, but What About Drop Down Lines?

Are you the sun? Because every time I look at you I want to look away.

Added by aGoblinChild on November 1, 2024| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

26. You Look Like You Touch Your Lips to the Water Fountain.

Added by aGoblinChild on November 1, 2024| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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