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Funny Books

1. Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked a Large Pile of Ash

A.I generated Harry Potter book. Better than the rest.

Quotes:

"If you two can't clump happily, i'm going to get aggressive," confessed the reasonable Hermoine See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Grass Mountain

The Grass Mountains are alive with the sound of music!

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Funny Instruments

3. A Really Friggin Heavy Clarinet

Aka the tuba

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Funny Phobias

4. Aibohpophobia

Fear of palindromes. Can you believe this is real?

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Funny Tattoos

5. A Donkey

Why not?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. Why Was King Arthurs Army to Tired to Fight?

It had too many sleepless knights!

Just kidding. Before the battle, the general who led Normandy created a gambit to distract the army leading them all the way to the bottom of what is now the U.K. forcing the army to walk all the way back north tiring them making the fight almost impossible for the Anglo-Saxon soldiers.

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Funny Books

7. Don't Read This

A guide to reverse psychology.

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Funny Songs

8. Just Listen to Any of "Weird Al" Yankovic's Songs

When you google "weird songs", of the first 8 choices, 5 of them are by Weird Al …

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Funny Tattoos

9. Leviticus 19:28

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. What the Difference Between a Building and a Cookie?

One will kill you if it falls on you

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