birb's Entries

Funny Clothes

1. Women's Jeans

hey these jeans are cute! *gets home* oh heck i cant fit my pho- WHY DO YOU WANT FAKE POCKETS??????



CURSE YOU CLOTHING INDUSTRIIIIIIIIEEEES

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Funny Diseases

2. COVID 18

according to google, it doesnt exist. all im getting is articles about 18 cases of miss rona.

Added by birb on October 19, 2020| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

3. Casu Marzu

Aka. maggot cheese.

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Funny Insults

4. Little Squid Piss

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Funny Movies

5. Tooth Fairy

....starring the rock johnson...............

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Funny Names

6. Coolboy78

that one kid that literally nobody likes because hes a jerk

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Funny Observations

7. I Someone Offered to Pay My Bills and Buy My Food if I Did Chores, I Would Accept in a Second

but i complained every time my mum told me to do the dishes...

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Funny Sayings

8. Date Me

sorry my sister got my phone. what? i dont have a sister? the one in the basemen- WHY THE FU- DID YOU CALL CPS?

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Funny Things

9. Sense of Humor

something that nobody has anymore

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Funny Drinks

10. Death Punch

What you get when you mix every beverage in the soda fountain. See also Dumb.

Added by birb on February 23, 2020| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike