blueshope's Entries
Funny Insults
11. Was Your Family Tree a Straight Line?
Basically saying all of you are adopted. And dumb. It took me a while to get it, but now it's so funny I can't wait to say it.
Funny Insults
12. The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's bottom and wait.
This was another insult, I won't say which. But I was so ashamed of myself I decided to edit it.
Funny Jobs
13. Bed Taster.
For if someone has left so much food on their bed it has became made of food.
Funny Movies
14. Gulp Gulp Boop!
A movie where suddenly all air turns into water and no powers, things or people can stop it except the person who made it, but it's impossible to get to him because of all that water.
Funny Names
15. Dew U. Nomie
For the nobodies that want to change their name. Works for male and female.
Funny Nicknames
16. Wae.
It means why. So calling someone why means they're so ugly they're unknown.
Funny Phrases
17. Can-can Can-can Can Can Can Can Can-can.
Yep, that's a grammatically correct sentence. Another one: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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