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Funny Advice

1. Don't Say Things in Front of People. They'll All Stare at You Because What You Said Was Stupid.

Like if this happens to you every time you open you mouth.

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Funny Animals

2. Aye-aye

I have no words. Just look it up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. A Dyslexic Man Walks into a Bra

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Did the Boy with No Hands Get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his gift yet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

5. What Do You Call a Kid with No Arms, No Legs and an Eyepatch?

Names.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What Do You Call a Guy with No Arms and No Legs on the Floor?

Matt.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

8. What's the Difference Between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

9. Why Did the Hamster Cross the Road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

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Funny Books

10. Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger

I don't know what it's about. But what a ridiculous name.

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I like turtles.

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