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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Did the Homeless Man Get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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Funny Jobs

2. Tumblr-er

Also known as either rich girl, or dweller of parents' basement.

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Funny Advice

3. If You're Ever Feeling Lonely, Turn of All the Lights and Put on a Horror Movie. You Won't be Feeling Alone Anymore

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Funny Animals

4. Why Did the Chicken Commit Suicide?

To get too the other side.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

5. Why Did the Truck Driver Go to the Hospital?

Because he had cancer.

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6. A samurai without a sword is the same as a samurai with a sword, but

WITHOUT A SWORD

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7. Why Did the Apple Run Away from the Orange?

Apples don't like oranges.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

8. Why did the flowers die?

Because you didn't water them, stupid.

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Funny Names

9. Tiffany

Something to name your rich, blonde American daughter. See also Basic.

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Funny Words

10. Lagopodous

A real word that no one uses that means to be like a rabbit's foot.

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