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Funny Quotes

4681. A Lot of People Are Afraid of Heights. Not Me, I’m Afraid of Widths.

-Steven Wright

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Funny Sayings

4682. Now Shoo Before I Throw a Shoe at You!

>:D

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Funny Animals

4683. Orange Cats

No explanation necessary. They share a single sleeping braincell.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4684. I Once Went to the Supermarket, Guess What I Bought? Groceries.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4685. What Do Call a Kid Who Does Not Grow Up

a kid

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Funny Instruments

4686. Freshly Sharpened Pencil

Bounces nicely like a snare stick on many different desk materials, must be Ticonderoga HB 2 soft

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Funny Insults

4687. Insults? Nah, Backfire Compliments.

e.g. "Your teeth are such a pretty yellow."

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Funny Insults

4688. You Look Like You Think Brushing Your Teeth is Optional

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Funny Insults

4689. You Look Like You Don't Like Cheese

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Funny Nicknames

4690. Noob Shaury

soneone whos an idot

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