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Funny Things to Do

5321. Text Your Friends a Serious Paragraph.

Text them a serious paragrpah saying you want to ask a question but dont know if it will mess up your friendship, but in reality your gonna ask them if they know the muffin man!

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Funny Advice

5323. Dont Go to School.

When you go to school you wake up early. When you wake up early you're tired. When you're tired you sleep in class. when you sleep in class you get detention. When you get detention your parents scold you. When your parents scold you get grounded. When you are grounded you are lonely. When you are lonely you will become depressed. When you are depressed you need therapy. Therapy is expensive. When its expensive you have no money. When you have no money you cant buy food. With no food you starve. When you starve you die!

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Funny Anti-Jokes

5324. Two Pigeons Are Sitting on an Iceberg.

One pigeon (named Steve) turns to the other (Greg). What does Steve say?
Answer: “Radio.”
Get it?!

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Funny Insults

5325. Yer Ma Likes Wheatus and Yer Da Likes Pink Floyd

Love a good scouser insult

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Funny Insults

5326. You Look Like You’d Rather Die than Get Pie Faced

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Funny Insults

5327. I Can’t Tell Your Face from Your Rear End.

But your rear end is the prettier one…

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Funny People

5329. Smoooooth Operrratoor

~Carlos Sainz

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Funny People

5330. Is There a Leakage?

~Charles Lecleeheuh

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