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Funny Toys

11. The 'Pet Brick' (Battery Operated)

It requires four AA batteries to do absolutely nothing, but it makes a slight humming noise that fills you with depression and existential dread.

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Funny Toys

12. Passive-Aggressive Polly

A doll that doesn't scream or cry, it just sighs deeply and says "It's fine" when you stop playing with it. (idk where I got this idea from so don't ask....

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Funny Diseases

13. PhobiaPhobiaPhobia....

Phobia of people with phobias of people with phobias, so you are scared of people who have phobias of phobias... I know, it's confusing

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Funny Movies

14. Frying Nemo

Another Finding Nemo movie, he is... fried.

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Funny Quotes

15. "When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Potato Salad Pot Pie."

Because that's how science works.

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Funny Quotes

16. "My Wallet is Like an Onion. Every Time I Open It, It Makes Me Cry."

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Funny Quotes

17. "I Just Walked into a Room, Forgot Why I Was There, and then Had to Walk Back out Just to 're-trigger' the Memory Mission. My Brain is Basically a Web Browser with 47 Tabs Open, and I Can’t Find Where the Music is Coming From."

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Funny Quotes

18. "Some Days I Truly Amaze Myself, Others I Lose My Phone While I'm Talking on It."

Anyone else????

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Funny T-Shirts

19. COMING SOON: 6-pack

If I can get my lazy butt off the couch and stop watching videos on how to get a 6-pack and actually go to the gym...

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