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Funny Phobias

1. Kinemortophobia

Fear of Zombies, or Zombie Apocalypse.
This is a very common phobia

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Funny Tattoos

2. Putting Your Lover's Name On Your Body

All innocent, until you break up or divorce. Then you'll gotta get that removed

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Funny Advice

4. Don't Shake Hands

it is usually uncomfortable for both people so just stop and say, "hi nice to meet ya" or just shut up and walk away or let someone else introduce you

Added by monkeysrule on February 18, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

5. Shorts with Rips on the Buttcheek

literally made shorts that can show more area than your booty shorts can! not made for regular people,probably only fashion nova models See also Useless.

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Funny Dances

6. The "seal Dance"

you lie on the ground and flop on your belly and make seal noises like AURGGggGRRUGHH because you cant do the worm

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Funny Drinks

7. Cream Beer

take root beer and cream soda and mix them up in a cup. then drink it as you feel like you are about to get diabetes and enjoy! { I don't mean to offend people with diabetes im sorry if it comes across like that}

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Funny Insults

8. You Bird Face!

respond with, "you have an even birdier face!"

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Funny Insults

9. You Dirty Red Napkin of Society!

I have a whole little book of these little insults

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Funny Insults

10. You Dirty Hippie Millenial!

also have a ton more!

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