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Funny Phobias
1. Kinemortophobia
Fear of Zombies, or Zombie Apocalypse.
This is a very common phobia
Funny TV Shows
2. Ewoks
Made in 1985, had 2 seasons, and has a theme song that goes, "E-E-E-E-E-woks". See also Star Wars.
Funny Tattoos
3. Putting Your Lover's Name On Your Body
All innocent, until you break up or divorce. Then you'll gotta get that removed
Funny Advice
4. Don't Shake Hands
it is usually uncomfortable for both people so just stop and say, "hi nice to meet ya" or just shut up and walk away or let someone else introduce you
Funny Clothes
5. Shorts with Rips on the Buttcheek
literally made shorts that can show more area than your booty shorts can! not made for regular people,probably only fashion nova models See also Useless.
Funny Dances
6. The "seal Dance"
you lie on the ground and flop on your belly and make seal noises like AURGGggGRRUGHH because you cant do the worm
Funny Drinks
7. Cream Beer
take root beer and cream soda and mix them up in a cup. then drink it as you feel like you are about to get diabetes and enjoy! { I don't mean to offend people with diabetes im sorry if it comes across like that}
Funny Insults
9. You Dirty Red Napkin of Society!
I have a whole little book of these little insults
