1. When You Trip and Poeple Laugh at You
tell then that they where the ones who tripped
3. Why Did I Eat a Potato
because i wanted to
4. What Did the Toaster Say to the Other Toaster?
nothing they are toasters
5. Shirts with Suits on Them
8. Bananas Share 50% of Their DNA with Humans
its true look it up
9. Eating Spam with a Oversized Spoon
See also Utensils.