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Funny Insults

1. When I Grow Up, I'll Become a Surgeon So That I Can Transplant Your Dirty Mouth with a Nicer One.

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Funny Nicknames

2. Vladimir Tootin'

The president of farts. See also Presidents.

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Funny Things to Do

3. Putting on More Makeup to Cover the Rashes That Your Makeup Caused

Resulting in even more rashes.

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Funny Observations

4. 'Stressed' Backwards is 'desserts'.

So if you're fretting about a job interview or exam, just eat desserts. Your worries will magically disappear.

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