TurtruckJake's Entries

Funny Movies

1. Teeth!

A movie where a crotch has a mouth of its own, and when anything unusual enters the tunnel, its gone!

Added by TurtruckJake on May 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

2. Fart Sniffer

what my mom used to call my sister when we would all get under the covers of my moms big bed and someone would fart. my sister would duck under the covers to hide from the fart, but it didnt help!

Added by TurtruckJake on May 14, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

3. Poppa Boner

Moby Dicks father

Added by TurtruckJake on May 13, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

4. A Buttload

a lot
"theres a buttload of leftover pizza in the fridge"

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Funny Phrases

5. A Dickfull

a lot
"theres a dickfull of people at this party!"

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Funny Things

6. Dingleberrys

Little balls of poop that stick to your butt from not wiping very often

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Funny Things to Do

7. A Snowjob

Getting a blowjob while outside in the winter

Added by TurtruckJake on May 13, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

9. Turtruck

What some people call me cuz it sounds like my last name

Added by TurtruckJake on April 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

10. Tinklebooty

I dont know, i just thought it sounded funny

Added by TurtruckJake on April 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |