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Funny Diseases

2. Chinese Restaurant Syndrome

Chest pain and tightness, facial presssure, and burning sensation over various parts of the body after consuming a large Chinese restaurant meal -- it's the MSG (monosodium glutamate) which some people are sensitive or allergic to. Many times people have ended up in the ER because they thought they were having a heart attack. Stick to crepes or sauerkraut or Swedish meatballs, etc.

Added by fallgirl on September 21, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

3. Coffin Painter

Honest! I really dated a guy who spray-painted coffins for a living. At the end of his shift he was always "dead on his feet." Not a real fun date either.

Added by fallgirl on September 2, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

4. U.S. Olympic Necking Team

My girlfriends and I (all about 15 at the time) wore these to the local carnival in town one night and almost got more than we bargained for!!

Added by fallgirl on September 2, 2010| Comment | You Like This |