Ever want to surf the internet, answer the telephone, and file paperwork, all while simultaneously engaging in a high impact work out? If so, then this calorie-burning chair is for you... that is, if you have a high tolerance for motion sickness and nausea. See also Exercise, Infomercials.
The Boyfriend Arm Pillow is a product aimed at women (or men) who like sleeping with their head on their partner's chest but don't have a partner to do it with, or have given up on the standard model and are trying to reconstruct a better boyfriend. See also Comfort, Loneliness.
The perfect gift for kids who want to know what it's like to strip people of their civil rights. See also Airports, Civil Rights.

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