My candy smells like old people!
As far as I can tell, these are only useful for popping balloons and poking people in the ass. See also Old-Timey.
Is it just me, or is there something unseemly and somewhat desperate about a body pillow?
Strip-mall bullies are no match for ZZ Top and a makeover as a girl learns to use her legs and find true love. See also 80's, Nerds.
As spoken by middle-aged women at Yankees games and often followed by "mmmm mmmm." See also Baseball.
As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.
She's a close associate of the stripper working her way through graduate school. See also Prostitution, Sex.
I think Luna Bars are kind of funny too. See also Feminism, Music.
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