Keep watch for hooked noses, pony-tailed beards, and lightening-esque scars. See also Literature.
You bring the senile relatives, I'll take care of the tacky matching t-shirts.... See also Vacation.
17. Fun Dad
Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.
There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.
The free samples must be parent-aproved, the toothbrushes are next to the inflatable pools, the products change weekly, and there are at least 4 people who live somewhere in its warehousey wonderland. See also Suburbs.
Because school libraries accept all pigeons for who they truly are.