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Funny Sayings
2. High on My Shit-List
This generally means that the subject is someone who you find agitating or coarse. The "shit-list" in this context is basically consists of people who you are fed up with. The higher the subject on said list, the more insufferable they would be.
Funny Sayings
3. Giving Me a Serious Case of the Red-Ass
When a person, place, or thing is frustrating to an unreasonable degree. "The red-ass" is a term that refers to irritation of sensitive skin surrounding the butt (like diaper rash).
Funny Euphemisms
4. Smoking the Colt Cigar
Meaning to do oneself in by putting a gun in one's mouth—Colt being an American firearm manufacturer, and to smoke a cigar one must place it in their mouth and light it. See also Weapons.
Funny Euphemisms
5. Going Out Like Jimmy
To pass out and drown in your own vomit. Going out meaning, to pass away, and like Jimmy, referring to Jimmy Hendrix. See also Alcohol, Singers.
Funny Euphemisms
6. Donned the Party Hat
Literally, a lampshade. A person has become unreasonably inebriated is occasionally depicted wearing a lampshade as a hat. To say that someone "has donned-" or "is wearing-" the party hat means that the individual is drinking significantly more than he should, or the most of anyone present. See also Alcohol.
Funny Nicknames
7. Professor Ambitious
Used sarcastically, normally referring to someone who aspires to very average or boring ends.
Funny Nicknames
8. The Hulk
1; To refer to a well toned individual who works out or pumps iron often.
2; Sarcastically, given to someone who is very thin or frail. See also Cartoons.
Funny Phrases
9. Punk in Drublic
"Drunk in Public," where the first letters of "drunk" and "public" are clumsily reversed to give the impression the speaker is more than a little tipsy. See also Alcohol.
Funny Phrases
10. Liquid Courage
Alcoholic drinks, often hard liquor such as gin or bourbon. So called because judgment is impaired while under the effects of alcohol, giving the illusion of superior nerves and causing the user to do/say things he would normally refrain from. See also Alcohol.
