DavidoDaVinci's Entries

Funny Advice

1. Start a Collection of Disappointing Christmas Presents.

Optionally, put them on a tier list. See also Christmas.

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Funny Advice

2. Go to Inspirobot.me when Bored.

It's addictive. And funny.

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Funny Quotes

3. "If You Spell Drawer Backwards, You Get a Reward. But if You Spell Repaid Backwards... You Get a Diaper."

- Vsauce

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Funny Quotes

4. When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw 'em Back and Tell 'em You Want Fried Chicken. That's What I Did. - Colonel Sanders

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Funny Quotes

5. "Saving Someone's Life is Like Taking the Scenic Route to Your Choice of Afterlife."

- Me, after a really bad day.

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Funny Quotes

6. "The Only Way to be on Fire is to be Cooked. Otherwise, Fire is on You."

- Me

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Funny Quotes

7. There is an Art, or Rather, a Knack to Flying. The Knack Lies in Learning How to Throw Yourself at the Ground and Miss.

- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams.

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Funny T-Shirts

8. I Started a Sock Selling Business.

Make a whole range of these T-shirts in different colours.

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Funny Observations

9. Sherlock and Watson Are Camping. Sherlock Wakes Watson in the Middle of the Night, and Asks Him What He Notices.

"Well," he says, "I can see the stars, and we can see the constellations and we can ponder the effect the stars have had on civilisation.! "Watson, you idiot!" says Sherlock, "Someone's nicked our tent."

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Funny Books

10. Fifty Shades of Napping

From bus-journey snoozes to far-too-much-boozes, we've got all the nap-nut's crusades of snoozing and snoring.

Added by DavidoDaVinci on March 30, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike