IWikeDwagonsh's Entries
Funny Observations
14. What in the World is the Reason to Name an Academy After a Hog's Warts?
HARRY POTTER See also Harry Potter.
Funny Observations
15. Who Was the Guy Who Found Milk? Let Me Explain My Bearings:
What in the world made someone squish those strange pink things that hang under a cow just to expect something to come out???
Funny Phobias
16. Yodaphobia
The fear of a shriveled, green, supernatural thing that keeps on saying 'May the fourth be with you.'
Funny Advice
19. Bluebells Are Purple, Greenland is Not Green, My Pinky is Not Pink, So What Does It Mean? Roses Are Red—but My Name is Not Dave, So Am I Drunk? No, I Am Not Drunk—microwaaaaaaaaàáâäǎæãåāăąaaaaaaaavvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee You Know What I Mean?
*Barfs Rainbow*
Funny Advice
20. Don't Make Me Angry.
Later tonight, you are going to lie down on your pillow and feel something squishy. Only that it's not my turd but Drax's turd.
- My favorite raccoon
