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Funny Sayings

21. Remember Kids, Warrior Cats Started Because a Cat Didn't Want to Lose His Balls.

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22. I Came. I Saw. I Left.

Don't question me.

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23. Don't Make Me Angry.

Later tonight, you are going to lie down on your pillow and feel something squishy. Only that it's not my turd but Drax's turd.
- My favorite raccoon

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24. Don't Hate Your Job, Job Your Hate.

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25. Pardon Me, but You’ve Obviously Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives a Damn.

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26. Vote Rick Astley for President!

He will never :
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you

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27. Bluebells Are Purple, Greenland is Not Green, My Pinky is Not Pink, So What Does It Mean? Roses Are Red—but My Name is Not Dave, So Am I Drunk? No, I Am Not Drunk—microwaaaaaaaaàáâäǎæãåāăąaaaaaaaavvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee You Know What I Mean?

*Barfs Rainbow*

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Funny Insults

28. What? That's Your Chin? Not a Stack of Pancakes?

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Funny Insults

29. Wow. And Shrek Thought He Was.

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30. The Real Reason the Universe Expands is to Get Away from Your Farts

See also Flatulence.

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