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Funny Advice

21. Pardon Me, but You’ve Obviously Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives a Damn.

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22. Vote Rick Astley for President!

He will never :
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you

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23. Bluebells Are Purple, Greenland is Not Green, My Pinky is Not Pink, So What Does It Mean? Roses Are Red—but My Name is Not Dave, So Am I Drunk? No, I Am Not Drunk—microwaaaaaaaaàáâäǎæãåāăąaaaaaaaavvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee You Know What I Mean?

*Barfs Rainbow*

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Funny Insults

24. What? That's Your Chin? Not a Stack of Pancakes?

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Funny Insults

25. Wow. And Shrek Thought He Was.

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26. The Real Reason the Universe Expands is to Get Away from Your Farts

See also Flatulence.

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27. Not Even Bob Ross Would Call (name) a Happy Little Accident.

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28. I Didn't Know You Knew How to Read This...

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Funny Questions

29. Hold on I'm Confused...

Wait. 'Umbrella' is supposed to be 'brella' since the guy who made the word hesitated. But then, it's supposed to be 'ella', since the guy who made it was cold. No, it's 'lla', since he hesitated again. But it's 'la', since he stuttered. Maybe it was an accident since he could've felt like singing and he said 'la'...

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30. Hey, be Serious for a Minute. You Know Those Online Third-party Services?

When someone says something random to you in real life, how is it that when you scroll online, you hear it too? Remember 'third-party services'? You thought it was only online, didn't you?

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