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Funny Tattoos

2. "My Dog Ate My Homework"

Just so you don't have to say it any more.

Added by Olivia0livia on August 31, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Dentists Still Don't Understand Today

Dentist: What school do you go to?
Me: Gwwevdawe
Dentist: Do you like school?
Me: Nwo Weely
Dentist: Not really? Why not?
Me: iitz worwing
Dentist: Why do you think it's boring?
...
I should have said yes.

Added by Olivia0livia on June 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

5. Time

Back then, people thought their era was advanced. Look at us. Flying cars and outlets. I can't begin to imagine how poor we will look in 4 thousand years.

Added by Olivia0livia on June 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

6. The Whistle

A great way to get attention.

Added by Olivia0livia on June 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

7. Mr. Wonderfuler

When Mr. Wonderful offers 400k for 15% stake

Added by Olivia0livia on June 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. Parents Always Start with "Back in My Day"

"Back in my day, we didn't have phones. We played outside"
"Back in my day when my siblings didn't get along, we put on matching clothes all week"
Well guess what? These are my days now!

Added by Olivia0livia on June 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

9. Side.. to Side..

Standing in front of someone with both arms out holding hands going up and down with each arm. Side to Side. I know it is very confusing.

Added by Olivia0livia on March 24, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

10. Toddnophobia

the fear of toddlers running to you

Added by Olivia0livia on March 24, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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