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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Dentists Still Don't Understand Today

Dentist: What school do you go to?
Me: Gwwevdawe
Dentist: Do you like school?
Me: Nwo Weely
Dentist: Not really? Why not?
Me: iitz worwing
Dentist: Why do you think it's boring?
...
I should have said yes.

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Funny Conveyances

2. Time

Back then, people thought their era was advanced. Look at us. Flying cars and outlets. I can't begin to imagine how poor we will look in 4 thousand years.

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Funny Instruments

3. The Whistle

A great way to get attention.

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Funny Nicknames

4. Mr. Wonderfuler

When Mr. Wonderful offers 400k for 15% stake

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Funny Sayings

5. Parents Always Start with "Back in My Day"

"Back in my day, we didn't have phones. We played outside"
"Back in my day when my siblings didn't get along, we put on matching clothes all week"
Well guess what? These are my days now!

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Funny Dances

6. Side.. to Side..

Standing in front of someone with both arms out holding hands going up and down with each arm. Side to Side. I know it is very confusing.

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Funny Phobias

7. Toddnophobia

the fear of toddlers running to you

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Funny Phobias

8. Grammarnolaphobia (grammar·no·la·phobia)

the Fear of nO grAmMar in a sEnteNce.

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Funny Songs

9. The Ms. Suzy Song. It is Very Dumb, and Cringy.

Ms. Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Ms. Suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to hello operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me, I'll paddle your behind the frigorator there was a piece of glass, ms. Suzy sat upon it, and broke her little ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park ms. suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k-d-a-r-k dark dark dark! (Search google to find the rest.)

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Funny Nicknames

10. Tiny Tot

The perfect name for a little person who is a kindergartner.

Added by Olivia0livia on March 23, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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