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31. Club Sandwiches, Not Seals

Because seals really are just too cute to club.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

32. Eff'n Around with That Passed Out Guy.

Includes but not limited to: drawing on them with a permanent marker, building a structure over them, dipping their hands it warm water, stripping them naked then dressing them up in different clothes, and taking pictures of them afterwards. Of course, turning them over so they don't choke on their potential vomit is always fun too. See also Pranks.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

33. Tearing Off Your Own Shirt with Your Bare Hands

You better make sure you tear that puppy clean off, unless you want to look like a total wimp of course.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

34. Microwaving a CD

Go ahead, grab your sisters Miley Cyrus mixed cd and send it off to microwave heaven. Looks wicked cool too. See also Food.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 1, 2009| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

35. Acting Like You've Been Kidnapped

On long road trips as a child, I used to shove kleenex in my mouth, put my hands behind my back, and act as if I was tied up in the back seat of our mini-van. See also Pranks.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 1, 2009| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

36. Drive for Show, and Putt for Dough

There's nothing funnier than dropping this beauty of a line after 5 putting a hole. See also Golf.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on November 30, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

37. Interrupt Someone

Best to do this immediately after someone tell you to stop interrupting them.

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Funny Things to Do

38. Pretending to be Seriously Hurt After a Minor Injury

Exaggerating an injury is always the best way to get attention and a few cheap laughs.

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Funny Things to Do

39. Visit the grocery store, and only buy whipped cream, condoms, KY lube and a giant cucumber

It's always funnier if you make your little brother do it by himself. See also Sex.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on November 30, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

40. Place a Whoopie Cushion on someone's chair as they sit down

If you've never done it, you haven't lived. See also Pranks.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on November 30, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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