SirDerpityFace's Entries
Funny Dances
4. The Unlucky Dance
Find four people in a room with green paint. Line up and take 9 steps forward and 13 steps back. Step 17 steps forward under a ladder and 39 steps back, stomping over a mirror before walking in front of an outdated calendar. Then spontaneously combust.
Funny Euphemisms
5. Small Triangled Furry Soft Spiky Pointy Aggressive Nice Bread
Also known as a cat. See also Cats.
Funny Movies
6. When Life Gives You Lethal Lemons
When Rose gets a mysterious package from 'Life', she's skeptical. But inside is a lemon. She gives it away to her brother, who quickly falls ill with a contagious, lethal sickness. Rose must find 'Life' and take down their lemons once and for all!
Funny Observations
7. If Life is a Simulation, I'm Concerned About the Mental Health of the Developer.
Seriously.
Funny Things
8. Forty-Two
It's a number, it's a thing, it's the meaning of life. Bow down before it.
Funny Animals
9. Malum-verbun Ranae (Badmouth Frog)
A cousin of the Swear Toads of Eoin Colfer's domain
Funny People
10. The Guy In The Word Problem Who Has 67 Toy Cars
The great mystery of life... Why does this guy (was his name Bob?) have so many toy cars?
