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Funny Observations

1. Australians are Just British Texans

Added by Unit8787 on June 3, 2025| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. Never Take Your Kitchen Counters for Granite!

Seriously though, we haven't had a sink in months. HELP

Added by Unit8787 on June 1, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

3. #8 Dad

He’s not #1, but when you consider how many dads there are in the world, it’s still pretty good. See also Made Up.

Added by Unit8787 on May 26, 2025| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

4. Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúraútidyralyklakipp

means "a keyring on a keychain that has the key to the door of a toolshed used by the roadwork in Vaðlaheiði"

Added by Unit8787 on May 20, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

5. Skateboard

"Ah yes, our cats, Creampuff and Skateboard!"

Added by Unit8787 on May 16, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

6. A Doorknob as Your District Token in the Hunger Games

Actually happened once.

Added by Unit8787 on May 11, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

7. The Fundamentals Of Caring

Apparently about how to become a good caregiver, and not a movie on how to give a s**t, like what I thought it was.

Added by Unit8787 on May 8, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

8. "Every Time I Had a Problem, I Just Threw a Molotov Cocktail, and Boom! Right Away, I Had a Different Problem."

-Jason, The Good Place.

Added by Unit8787 on May 8, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

9. Teto Territory

A song where a singing synthesizer sings about wanting to be as good as the other synthesizers, how much she loves bread, how she's not 31, and DO NOT CALL HER HAIR DRILLS.

Added by Unit8787 on May 8, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

10. Juoksentelisinkohan

Finnish for “I wonder if I should run around aimlessly?” I’d use this every day if I could pronounce it.

Added by Unit8787 on May 6, 2025| 1 Comment | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike