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Funny Sayings

191. I Always Say “Morning” Instead of “Good Morning”—if It Were a Good Morning, I’d Still be Sleeping and Not Talking to People

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Funny Sayings

192. Wine + Dinner = Winner

Put some chicken with it, too.

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193. At This Point, I Get Enough Exercise from Pushing My Luck

See also Exercise.

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196. Did You Hear What Happened to the Italian Chef?

He pasta way.

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197. Don't Talk to Me Unless I've Had My Coffee

This may or may not exist, but it would be pretty funny to put on a mug. See also Coffee.

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Funny Things

198. Separate Buttons on the Remote to Turn Something on and off

Why not just make those functions one button?

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200. I Still Remember the Last Thing Sam Said Before He Kicked the Bucket.

It was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2022| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike